Gem of Spam

Daily Dosage | posted 1041 days ago by borderline cyclops machine

Today i had the following mail in my inbox, a true gem of spam:

Black market is online again !

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomahawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US Dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive Lolita galleries, to keep our clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free. Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and receive a portable rocket-launcher.

For security reasons, please email me if you want to get address of our online shop.

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